Clay Valley Daily — May 21: OpenAI Files $850B IPO, Meta's 4AM Purge, Nvidia Shrugs

OpenAI quietly files an $850B IPO while Altman bribes YC founders with token coins — and says nothing about Karpathy. Zuckerberg fires 8,000 people at 4AM; survivors reply with salad emojis. Nvidia posts an $81B record quarter and the stock drops. All in clay.

Your daily 60-second dose of Silicon Valley drama — AI meltdowns, big tech chaos, and startup shenanigans, all retold in glorious claymation with a side of satire.